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Mary had a little beaver... by ~ip2much:iconip2much:

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Mary had a little beaver and they used to go everywhere together. The sweet little girl would pet her furry soft beaver ever so gently, for she loved it, and how good it felt.

One day however, a giant, mean and naughty octopus grabbed Mary's beaver and started to play around with it. It scared the shit outta poor Mary.

"Oh, not my beaver!", she cried out loud.

The octopus didn't stop, though.

The end.



I know, I know. I'm so porno. Full size view for maximum violence, please.


For all my tentacle lover DA buddies. You know who you are, you bastards. Haha. <3
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~thr33face:iconthr33face: Aug 31, 2007, 4:40:42 PM
i like it
-the plushies are fantastic.
-the photographs are good
-the story holds it nicely together.

have a nice day.
*AmericanNinjaX:iconAmericanNinjaX: Aug 31, 2007, 4:51:18 PM
That is pure genius right there.

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~ImagineXxXDream:iconImagineXxXDream: Aug 31, 2007, 4:52:47 PM
xDD Never leave you're beaver unattended.

I love it. It's funny and awesome.

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~fadetag:iconfadetag: Aug 31, 2007, 4:55:07 PM
I love how you even made the little suckers on the tentacles.
~mayple:iconmayple: Aug 31, 2007, 4:59:30 PM
The little beaver looks so... scared and violated. Can I ask how tall this is, it's an absolutely amazing range of detail!!! I like it heaps and heaps and..heaps.
~Naitachhal:iconNaitachhal: Aug 31, 2007, 5:33:32 PM
Woah i love this thing! Its really creepy *g*

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~MiiNjA:iconMiiNjA: Aug 31, 2007, 5:55:52 PM
Well mary had the best little beaver ever ;D

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~why-in-the-heck:iconwhy-in-the-heck: Aug 31, 2007, 6:30:47 PM
Awesome possum!! I totally got all those double entendres. :lmao: Yes. I KNOW I'm lame...which makes me NOT lame, right? RIGHT?!

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Mood: Humor ~OLIVERKLOHZOFF:iconOLIVERKLOHZOFF: Aug 31, 2007, 7:10:37 PM
How bout' "LaShawnda's Big Black Pussy?"Lol
*edufrancisco:iconedufrancisco: Aug 31, 2007, 7:43:31 PM
They are so perfect; I wonder how you did it? I mean, do you use to draw them before produce a real version?!

Sorry if I sound stupid, *my English suuuuux*:XD:

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